Are you kidding or are you serious?

Not kidding. We know this page went live on April 1st but we assure you that we had twins.

When did they arrive?

They greeted us with screams and goo in early July.

What did you end up having?

A boy and a girl! Everyone wins!

What are their names?

We'll reveal them more broadly at a later time but our immediate friend's and family are rather fond of our choices.

Are you excited?!

As excited as we can be! Twins is a huge undertaking but it's an adventure we're looking forward to having.

Are you registered somewhere?

We are! There's a link to our registry on the homepage. We appreciate any and all support!

How can we get in contact with you?

You likely already have our contact information but if you don't, you can fill out the form here and we'll reach out.

Wait: Why do you even have an FAQ? Let alone this whole website?

Michael is pretty nerdy and figured it would just be easier to direct people to one place that contains various details and updates. Plus the domain name is pretty cool.